i am a savage beast that cannot be stopped.
I ripped out part of a cow's ear today and I aided in cutting out the horns on a little cow (but a little boy cow... bull? too many cow words). but I only watched as they steer-ized a bull, if you know what I mean (and if you don't, don't ask).
I don't know if I earned my farmer demerits back, but I finally faced the boy goat and won. He's such a mean boy goat. When I have a goat farm there will be NO BOY GOATS. we'll bring in a super sexy boy goat two weeks out of the year to um... get the job done... and then the females and cute kid ones can roam free of oppression.
my farm will not have cows, or crops that you need a tractor for (but it can have a sit-down lawn mower). We will have bell peppers, we will not have bees. There may be chickens but... on some sort of probationary deal, because they are annoying. no pigs. and tomatoes and pumpkins are OK, too. and almonds! I don't know how they're grown, but I can figure it out. so... vegetable and goat farm anyone? you can visit any time.
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Almonds are grown on a tree and I hate to tell you this but almond trees require bees from pollination. Also all boy goats are jerks, I think it is all the testosterone in their bodies.
I heard the not only did you face the boy goat, you grabbed him by the horns and got him totally back in line. 100,000 farmer merits!
well then you heard right. he doesn't get a name, but if he did it would be PW3ND
lindy, you should know that it was a heifer (girl cow) that was dehorned. and despite the squealing and ear ripping. you are on the positive side of the points
glad you got and posted the pictures from your lazy ass cousin.
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