yes, the above stated is what $9.10 and one meal from my meal plan can get! i went out to lunch with laura, john's girlfriend today. fun times. she is gorgeous. seriously, if i were a boy, or a lesbian, i would totally be mackin'. plus she has awesome shoes.
and by awesome i mean freakin' incredible! they're heels, which she wields with the greatest of ease. plus she colored her hair. i didn't recognize her. but now i know.
so we made a meal for john- he's pretty stressed w/ school stuff and his computer has been giving him crap. a sandwich, 3 cookies, a banana. all wrapped in napkins and stuffed in laura's bad (i rode my bike, no bag). she took a pear and i suck a banana in my pocket
Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
oh i'm sorry i just couldn't resist. actually i am even more immature, i pretended it was a gun, and i was packin' some serious heat! it's a cold world, you gotta pack your own heat! so we left, talked about how because you can feed at least 2, if not 3, people with $9.10, we were just getting out money's worth. basically. that was how we got "2 meals, john's schnakkypoo, and some booty". yep, we're parkside pirates. i usually take some cookies, too, along with my banana to help me through the hard times (the time before dinner, or more likely in the morning when i don't have time for breakfast). laura thought that was really funny for some reason. oh well at least she likes me. i think.
$9.10... dang... i cough up $6 max for a meal ($4 smoothie, $2 something else like a muffin)
oh and we had a big sib/ little sib thing. it was horrible because they had like 2 scoops of ice cream in total, so i was like, "hmmm..." so marcus and i said, "umm... yeah.... yeah.... uh huh" for a while but then ended up talking for a long time after everyone had left, taking their empty ice cream bowls and broken hearts with them. we talked about where to see the sunset, about the flower district that's only open 12 am- 6 am (crazy!!! i must go there!!!), and wonderful chinese food. my favorite: "'I need some kung pao and some beef with broccoli- stat!' and this little man will come to your door at like 2 am with your kung pao and beef with broccoli, incredible!" well at least i'm getting some good advice.
john told laura to give me matronly advice. what i remember: "Don't drink", "eat before you drink", "drink milk before you drink- it coats your stomach", "don't do drugs, lindy, please", "If you go down to the stacks in Doheny (library) and you're not going there to make out, you will get killed or something and no one will find your body for like a week!"
Doheny stacks.... I'm intrigued, really! Marcus mentioned them, for the aforementioned purpose of making out (among other things, he really doesn't discern between appropriate and inappropiate topics of conversation), and Laura said it's the perfect place for a stephen king novel. apparently, the rows are staggered, so you can only see 6 feet in front or behind you at all times... freaky. aparently john's freshman year druggy roommate works there, never doing what hes supposed to (i.e. patrol the stacks).
I wonder... who was the first couple to ever make out in a library's stacks? who thought, "study break... who don't we-"
i'd want to be that person. be that person and know it. I'd be like, "all you youngsters mackin' in the stacks... i was there before it went pop! back in the day when all the stacks were in papyrus." like the library at Alexandria or something.
CARL SAGAN! back me up here, blythe! this post is long, I still have to read and study greek. bye now!
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grammar, ahhh, there was a hole in my life and i now know that's what was missing... in the first paragraph i said "with Laura, John's girlfriend today." i forgot another comma and made it sound like John has a different girlfriend for each day. such is not the case. I went out with Laura, John's girlfriend *,* today. there!
stack mackin'
new sport.
why am i the only one that posts on my blog.
I comment on your blog. I comment on your blog all the time. The thing I don't get is why then you don't comment on mine. Give and receive and all that.
And I totally agree-- Carl Sagan definitely spent his college years talking dirty in the library stacks.
Carl SAGAN!
Oh, you wear that camel coat. Oooh, put that turtleneck on, you stud.
I wanna stack mack.
with carl sagan?
bring it on...
on another note, boys rushing in suits= hot. and no i don't mean running i mean frat rushing. hot. too bad i don't go to frat parties. DID YOU KNOW: boys have to pay to get into frat parties? that must be why they rush! pay or be on the list. marcus, the wealth of information, told me that, too.
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