alejandro is going to be president, and appoint me chairwoman of the federal reserve. in this way, we'll be in a fascist regime, but it'll look like democracy still. alej and i will be cronies, and matias might be a crony, too, if we let him into our crony club. I'm still not certain of the crony-ful things we'll do, because i don't want to embezzle. but i WILL be the hottest 60 year old chairwoman of the federal reserve. and i'll be awesome. i'm also going to adopt two children from canada.
"did you know, matias is adopted."
"alejandro, you're twins!"
"yeah well... we were... separated at birth... my mom abandoned him and kept me. she abandoned the curly haired one!"
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