now i have a machine gun. ho ho ho.

[this was the email from sam:]

Subject: Yippee-ki-yay, Mr. Brownies!

Hey all-

Here's an extremely late email explaining the situmacation tonight.
6:00 Die Hard begins
7:00 Order Pizza
7:30ish Begin cooking brownies.
7:45 Pizza comes. Pig out.
8:00 so glued to climax of Die Hard that 1st batch of brownies are burned. Eat brownies anyway, with Vanilla ice cream. Begin baking second batch of brownies.
8:15 Begin Die Hard 2: Die Harder (the forgotten sibling)
9:00 Maggie begins to glow from intense happiness
10:15 Die Hard 2 ends. Getting a bit woozy from Die Hard drinking game. Second wave of competitors drops out.
10:30 Die Hard With A Vengeance begins. Samuel L. Jackson kicks ass. Samwise unsuccessfully tries to convince others that he was named after Samuel L.
11:30 Remaining watchers begin to shout instructions to Lieutenant John McClain. McClain realizes: "Dump trucks! 12 giant dump trucks!"
12:00 film races towards conclusion. Remaining Die Hard enthusiasts are too drunk to remember how it ends.
12:30 The world makes sense again.

Cheerio,
Sam


[these were the rules for the drinking game (the ones i can remember):]

#1: "yippee-ki-yay mother f*cker"- chug entire drink
#2: sip for "schnell" (or "simon says" in third movie)
#3: sip when annoying guy dies in first movie (added in the beginning of the first movie... gosh that guy is so annoying)
#4: sip when a terrorist dies
#5: sip for everytime bruce willis shows up bloody in a doorway
#5b: we just sipped whenever bruce willis gets more hurt
#6: explosion- sip for entire duration
#7: sip when ashley laughs inappropriately (she ended up not coming, oh well)
#8: sip for "ants come marching" (for third movie only, and when he solves a puzzle)
#9: sip for "christmas" or a christmas song
#10: i'm sure there were more.... hmm...


things went pretty much according to plan, except for not starting on time. which is why i'm home now at 4 a.m. we also didn't make a second batch. we finished probably around 2 a.m. then we (maggie, scout, marcus, i) went to chano's. maggie and i were completely sober, and were our "best defense" against getting mugged... i love college. i love frisbee. i love my frisbee friends. i hate all the homework i left for tomorrow.


and yes, next year i'm totally doing one of these for the indiana jones trilogy!!!
sip for any appearance of snakes
sip for "dr. jones"
whip- chug entire drink!