[knoll conversation]
brooke: ... so after tennis i went back, and i went to shower. and i definitely walked in on my roommate and her boyfriend... like... having sex. so i got my stuff and BOLTED.
me: ewwww
brooke: i know! they are like... LEMMINGS!
me: they fall off the bed together?
brooke: no. they have sex, like, ALL THE TIME.
me: that's like... rabbits.
Although, after further thought, we concluded that, given the enormous mortality rate of lemmings, their reproduction must also be great... ergo: SEX.
And no, brooke's roommate and her boyfriend do NOT fall off the bed. they're just in the bed all the time. i thank my lucky stars kathleen is not like that (slutty, or awkward enough to fall off the bed...)
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you and your blog are dangerous my friend! i must remember to keep all liquids for consuming at a safe distance when reading your blog.
kate
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