Monday, December 13, 2004

#1: sharks

hey guys. so here am i, just in from picking up my little brother. i'm in my room.

dad: "Lindy! when's the last time you got a pap smear?"

so i walk out of my room, thinking, yeah, well i guess that's a good way to get my attention... and i see some random man in my family room at the table with me dad

lindy: "yeah?"
dad: "when did you get your last pap smear?"
lindy: "um, i'm afraid of gynecologists."
random guy (insurance guy): "ha, afraid of gynecologists..." (turns back to paperwork)
lindy: "no sex, no pap smear"

and they went back to their work.

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