Tuesday, February 07, 2006

teach your children

sorry about the lyrics, i actually couldn't decide which song to put up, i just got the david gray album and it is AWESOME. so... thank your lucky stars the entire album isn't here now.

i further investigated this chocolate fugde 'soda'... i compared side by side my beloved diet dr. pepper with the... 'soda'.

Ingredients: (bolded = ones they both have)
(Dr. Pepper)
Carbonated Water
Caramel Color
Aspartame
Phosphoric Acid
Artificial and Natural Flavors
Sodium Benzoate (preservative)

('soda')
carbonated water
caramel color
potassium benzoate (preservative)
aspartame
artificial flavor
malic acid


given, the benzoate won't influence the tastes too much, i'm going to blame the malic acid. because mal means "bad" and malic must mean "totally disgustingly nasty- lindy why did you think this was a good idea?!" problem solved. now to figure out what to do with five cans of soda... OTHER than drink it!

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Soda explodes when placed in the freezer due to expansion. So don't try that. Or use that knowledge to wreck awful fudgey-vomit havoc on friends and/or enemies...

Lindy Lois said...

dude SERIOUSLY! freakin hydrogen bonds- ruin EVERYTHING!! actually, I'd like to give a shoutout to water for being so freakin cool. seriously. study it some time.


actually, our fridge is like arctic chill and i think the temp gauge is broken because anything on the top half will freeze (yogurt, milk, soda- one has exploded before, lettuce even)

i'm all over it. and the soda is ON top of the fridge. waiting to pounce on some unsuspecting victim...