not my words

here's how i'm doing: good

here's my favorite email i've gotten thus far: (hot= hellions of troy)

Hey Everyone -

This is the official invitation to next Wednesday's Chick on "Chick" Ultimate Challenge.

The H.o.T. women's team has officially challenged the Ghettobirds to a game next Wednesday at 8:00pm.

The rules of the game are:
1. EVERYONE has to be in a skirt
2. EVERYONE has to have breasts of some kind . . .
and
3. At the end of the game, if you're missing your breasts it is -1 points for your team per breast.

Each ghettobird will be sponsored by a hot chick who will lend him a skirt, sports bra, some water balloon jugs and if he needs it - a shot or two of . . .*cough* . . . juice.

For this to work I need at least 10 men and 10 women to play. To sign up just e-mail me and I'll give you all the info you need to know. I'll also bring a sign up sheet to practice tonight!

Any questions???

~CRICKET

p.s. there is a strong possibility that the festivities can continue after the game at mi casa if people are down.

I knew there was a reason i came to college.