fresh princess

I went to belair presbyterian today.

I have never seen so many popped collars and uggs in one congregation.

They have their own matt green! yes it felt like home.

no... i didn't see britney or nick and jessica... but damned if i didn't look.

I met the other Mark Brewer (he's their senior pastor). When I got home (at 3 pm... a 5 hour church outing- but it had BJ's and Diddy Reese... yum!), I called the "real" Mark Brewer. We didn't talk for long, but it was good times. in these confusing situations (two mark brewers!) it's good to know i have a stable foundation.

After screwing around for a while, colorcoding my research for a paper, etc. etc., I found out one of my friends likes another one of my friends, who is a guy. girl friend likes guy friend. clear? So, she asks me to do a little investigatory work.

with acronyms

"gf?" "no"
"bf??" "no"
"li?" "what?"
"love interest?" "no?"

and conferences

me: [edit] likes [edit]- what do we feel?
[edit]: um, you mean the girl that stalks him?
[edit]: it's more like a hover i would say
me: whatever. move or no move?
[edit]: I mean if he sees she's stalking--
[edit]: hover!
[edit]: --him, and he's not responding. i wouldn't take that as a good sign.
me: so yes on the move...
all: yes!
me: suggestions?
(it continued for a while like this. and yes typing this our discussion doesn't even make sense. but it did then)

final confrontation

her: well... so?
me: we had a little pow-wow, and we decided: yes on the move. but you have to be direct, don't be all under-handy and stuff. that's really annoying. so be direct, but be, you know, casual. like, "hey... i want to get to know you better."
her: so... how's this for a first move...
(pause)
her: i add him as my facebook friend....?


Well, folks? what do you say? I've got to go get a hall pass now, apparently i'm back in middle school.

COFFEE, FOOL! CASUAL FREAKIN' COFFEE!